Today's Chat: Smoke and mirrors
Tuesday, June 6, 2017 6:18 am By SAVANNAH CUNNICK Do you ever feel that you are being taken advantage of ? That things are not always the truth ? That facts are twisted and scams dwell everywhere ... They are tacky want to be magicians just blowing smoke. Unfortunately, even our relationships can be deceptive at times...a false smoke screen...who tell you: I'll stay with you all the way to the end of your money!! Who pretend to like your relatives..but yet tell you: Yes, you brought something into my life I never had before...YOUR MOTHER !! Uncle Festus' s stockbroker invested Festus's money incorrectly and tried to patch it up by merely saying: Look at the bright side, it's better to have had money and lost, than to have never invested at all. Here we go again with unreliable and false representation. Beware. I will say that Aunt Clara was her own banker and stockbroker. On her death bed, Cousin Ellen and other greedy relatives stood around Clara as she Ever see the huge delicious hamburger on t.v. and when you went to order it...the size was only half of what was advertised. SMOKE'N MIRRORS. And there is Wheaties...breakfast of champions....tasted it lately?...It's become Cheaties...breakfast of chumps. All the SMOKE'N MIRRORS of the illusionary facts regarding the miracles of expensive make-up, hydrating face cremes, hair extensions, thickening hair shampoos and conditioners, body lotions and on and on and on. Then there are the amazing diet programs...exercise equipment...pills...what a rip-off. Keep watching...I am waiting for someone to start selling Mirrors that Smoke. (Mirror,Mirror...on the wall...). Good Grief !! All the mirrors in my Cousin Patsy has given up on all these fake products and told me that being cremated is her last chance for a Smoking Hot Body ! Another day, It's important to properly interpret what your doctors tell you. If you have a question...ask it. YOU are not like everyone else...each body is different.. each illness needs to be treated as an individual sickness...not like: Oh, you have what Joe Shmo is suffering from...here, take this prescription and see you next month. Smoke 'n Mirrors ..... Last week, Cousin Clarence got an arrow through his head. The Doctor said: Off hand, I'd say you are suffering from an arrow through your head but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests. ( Yep...let's just pad that insurance bill just a little bit more !! ) The pharmacy will be sure Speaking of insurance companies....ever notice your auto rates go up even tho you have never had an accident? And the coverage goes up as your And really watch out for the advertised insurance that turns everything WHITE in your house ! Until Donald Trump became president...my trust in the political situation of our nation was pretty null and void. Until our new president, our
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