Southern Ten Commandments
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Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.

So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN).

(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(8) Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

(Circulated via e-mail)

Members Opinions:
February 27, 2010 at 9:46am some one will still not understand... but at least they can't say they didn't hear it!!! way to go...

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